tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-90790361765186878882012-02-16T00:27:31.890-08:00funny dialogues !!!!!!!!!!!!PRASunhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13538314455225427930noreply@blogger.comBlogger11100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-9079036176518687888.post-68729801120569990022007-05-22T23:49:00.000-07:002008-12-11T21:51:18.560-08:00comic bollywood dialogue<a href="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_304OjNzN-VE/RlPoPzqnxdI/AAAAAAAAAO8/5-MFefhm0Ds/s1600-h/movie10.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5067649363986597330" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_304OjNzN-VE/RlPoPzqnxdI/AAAAAAAAAO8/5-MFefhm0Ds/s400/movie10.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><div><a href="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_304OjNzN-VE/RlPoETqnxcI/AAAAAAAAAO0/GiZg1RUOmqM/s1600-h/dialogues.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5067649166418101698" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; CURSOR: hand; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_304OjNzN-VE/RlPoETqnxcI/AAAAAAAAAO0/GiZg1RUOmqM/s400/dialogues.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><div><span style="font-size:180%;color:#33ccff;"><strong>mein tumhare bache ki maa banne waali hu..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</strong></span></div><br /><br /><div><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#33ccff;"></span></strong></div><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#33ccff;"><strong>Shayad meine aapko kahi dekha!?! </strong></span></div><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#33ccff;"><strong></strong></span></div><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#33ccff;"><strong>Mein tumse huhut pyaar karti hu...!!!@@????</strong></span></div><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#33ccff;"><strong></strong></span></div><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#33ccff;"><strong>tum mere saath aisa kaise kar sakte ho!!!!!!!!!!!!!!</strong></span></div><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#33ccff;"><strong></strong></span></div><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#33ccff;"><strong>mein tumhare liye apna jaan bhi de sakti hun....****</strong></span></div><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#33ccff;"><strong></strong></span></div><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#33ccff;"><strong>tumhare mere beech kabhi kuch tha hi nai....</strong></span></div><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#33ccff;"><strong></strong></span></div><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#33ccff;"><strong>bachaao...koi inn darindo se bachao..</strong></span></div><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#33ccff;"><strong></strong></span></div><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#33ccff;"><strong>"Bhagwan key liye mujhe chor do"</strong></span></div><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#33ccff;"><strong></strong></span></div><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#33ccff;"><strong>Typical hindi film doc- "inhe ab dawa ki nahi dua ki jarrorat hai" </strong></span></div><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#33ccff;"><strong></strong></span></div><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#33ccff;"><strong>Villain will always be saying- "Muwahaha...yahan tumhara shor sunney wala </strong></span><a class="kLink" oncontextmenu="return false;" id="KonaLink3" onmouseover="adlinkMouseOver(event,this,3);" style="POSITION: static; TEXT-DECORATION: underline! important" onclick="adlinkMouseClick(event,this,3);" onmouseout="adlinkMouseOut(event,this,3);" href="http://www.india-forums.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=459637#" target="_new"><span style="color:#33ccff;"><strong>koi</strong></span></a><span style="color:#33ccff;"><strong> nahi"</strong></span></div><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#33ccff;"><strong></strong></span></div><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#33ccff;"><strong>**************************************************************</strong></span></div><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#33ccff;"><strong>check out this scene...comic & emotional...</strong></span></div><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#33ccff;"><strong></strong></span></div><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#33ccff;"><strong>Heroine: Mein tumhaare bachche ki maa banane waalee hun! </strong></span></div><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#33ccff;"><strong>Hero: Kya!?</strong></span></div><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#33ccff;"><strong>Hero's Mother/Father: Yeh lo pachchaas hazaar rupaih aur mere bete ko bhool jao. </strong></span></div><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#33ccff;"><strong>Heroine's Father/Mother: Kullachchini, maine tujhe issi liye paal-pos ke badaa kiya thaa ke tu mujhe yeh din dekhaaye?! </strong></span></div><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#33ccff;"><strong>Mom: Kalmoohi! Maine tujhe issi din dekhne ne liye paidaa kiya thaa!Ke tu mere peeth peechey gulcharrey udhatee phirre!? </strong></span></div><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#33ccff;"><strong>Girl: Ma! Main usse se pyaar kartee hun! </strong></span></div><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#33ccff;"><strong>Boy: Hum ek doosrey ko jee-jaan se chahatey hain...!</strong></span></div><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#33ccff;"><strong>Dad: Teri itni himmat! Meri beti par dorey daalta hai! Teri haesiyat he kya hai? </strong></span></div><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#33ccff;"><strong></strong></span></div><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#33ccff;"><strong>*********************************************************************</strong></span></div><br /><br /><div><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#ff0000;">jara inki bhi sun lo......read out..</span></strong></div><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#33ccff;"><strong></strong></span></div><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#33ccff;"><strong>Kuttay, Kameenay mai tumhe jaan se maar doonga </strong></span></div><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#33ccff;"><strong></strong></span></div><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#33ccff;"><strong>Mai tumhara ehasaan zindagi bhar nahin bhuloonga</strong></span></div><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#33ccff;"><strong></strong></span></div><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#33ccff;"><strong>itnay paisay tum kahan se laaye? </strong></span></div><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#33ccff;"><strong></strong></span></div><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#33ccff;"><strong>Main tumharay bina mar jaa-oongi. </strong></span></div><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#33ccff;"><strong></strong></span></div><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#33ccff;"><strong>Bacchhhaaaaaooooo.....</strong></span></div><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#33ccff;"><strong></strong></span></div><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#33ccff;"><strong>Yeh anyay hai bhagwan Bataoo,</strong></span></div><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#33ccff;"><strong></strong></span></div><br /><br /><div><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#ff9900;">heeray kahan hai. </span></strong></div><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#33ccff;"><strong></strong></span></div><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#33ccff;"><strong>Tum may-re liye mar chuke ho. </strong></span></div><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#33ccff;"><strong></strong></span></div><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#33ccff;"><strong>Police meeray peechay lagi hui hai.</strong></span></div><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#33ccff;"><strong></strong></span></div><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#33ccff;"><strong>Ghar mein do javaan betiyan hain lo...</strong></span></div><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#33ccff;"><strong></strong></span></div><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#33ccff;"><strong>muh meetha kar lo mein yeh shaadi nahin hone doongi </strong></span></div><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#33ccff;"><strong></strong></span></div><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#33ccff;"><strong>aaj pinky ka janam din hai yeh aap kya kah rahen hai, bhai sahib Bhaiya !!!!!!!!!! </strong></span></div><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#33ccff;"><strong></strong></span></div><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#33ccff;"><strong>Ma, tum kitni achchi ho </strong></span></div><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#33ccff;"><strong></strong></span></div><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#33ccff;"><strong>Aaj mein bahut khush hoon (usually to be followed by a tragic turn of events) arre isse to tez bukhar hai </strong></span></div><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#33ccff;"><strong></strong></span></div><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#33ccff;"><strong>Nikal jaa mere ghar say...</strong></span></div><br /><br /><div><strong><span style="color:#33ccff;"></span></strong></div><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#33ccff;"><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#ff6600;">Hatoe naa, log kiya kahengay</span> </strong></span></div><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#33ccff;"><strong></strong></span></div><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#33ccff;"><strong>khabardaar joe mujhay haat bhee lagaya </strong></span></div><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#33ccff;"><strong></strong></span></div><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#33ccff;"><strong>tumne apni ma ka dudh piya hai to saamne aa </strong></span></div><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#33ccff;"><strong></strong></span></div><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#33ccff;"><strong>jug jug jiyo beti/beta gurkha,</strong></span></div><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#33ccff;"><strong></strong></span></div><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#33ccff;"><strong>ise dhakke maarke bahar nikal do. </strong></span></div><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#33ccff;"><strong></strong></span></div><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#33ccff;"><strong>Maine tumhe paal pos kar bada kiya.. </strong></span></div><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#33ccff;"><strong></strong></span></div><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#33ccff;"><strong>Ab tumari maa hamare kabze main hai </strong></span></div><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#33ccff;"><strong></strong></span></div><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#33ccff;"><strong>Police ko tum jaise naujawanon par naaz hai</strong></span></div><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#33ccff;"><strong></strong></span></div><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#33ccff;"><strong><span style="font-size:180%;color:#ff99ff;">Driver, gaadi roko</span> </strong></span></div><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#33ccff;"><strong></strong></span></div><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#33ccff;"><strong>Tum jaise gandi naali ke keede....</strong></span></div><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#33ccff;"><strong></strong></span></div><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#33ccff;"><strong>Ek baar mujhe maa keh kar pukaro beta"</strong></span></div><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#33ccff;"><strong>aur ye bechari begunnah hai. That's all, your honor tazeerat-e-hind , dafa 302 ke tahat, mulzim ko maut ki saza sunai jaati hai. </strong></span></div><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#33ccff;"><strong></strong></span></div><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#33ccff;"><strong>Mulzim ko Baa izzat bari kiya jata hai </strong></span></div><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#33ccff;"><strong></strong></span></div><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#33ccff;"><strong>Ab hum kisi ko muh dikhane ke layak nahin rahe (hero/heroine opening their eyes on a hospital bed) </strong></span></div><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#33ccff;"><strong></strong></span></div><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#33ccff;"><strong>Main kahan hun? </strong></span></div><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#33ccff;"><strong></strong></span></div><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#33ccff;"><strong>Kya isi din ke liye tujhe paida kiya tha?</strong></span></div><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#33ccff;"><strong></strong></span></div><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#33ccff;"><strong>"Maa main first class first pass ho gaya hu" followed by the jug jug jiyo beta </strong></span></div><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#33ccff;"><strong></strong></span></div><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#33ccff;"><strong>"Yeh sauda thumhe bahut mehenga padega" ?? Bhagwan, maine aaj tak tumse kuch nahin manga, aaj pahli baar kuch maang........ </strong></span></div><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#33ccff;"><strong></strong></span></div><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#33ccff;"><strong>KANOON KE HAATH BAHUT LUMBE HOTE HAIN </strong></span></div><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#33ccff;"><strong>Aey jee! Aap bade woh haiN! </strong></span></div><br /><br /><div><br /><span style="color:#33ccff;"><strong>Kash tumhari maa aaj zinda hoti<br /></strong></span></div><br /><br /><div><span style="color:#33ccff;"><strong>bhagwan ke liye...meri godh matt ujado</strong></span></div><br /><br /><div></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/9079036176518687888-6872980112056999002?l=funnbollydia.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>PRASunhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/13538314455225427930noreply@blogger.com0