mein tumhare bache ki maa banne waali hu..!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Shayad meine aapko kahi dekha!?!
Mein tumse huhut pyaar karti hu...!!!@@????
tum mere saath aisa kaise kar sakte ho!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mein tumhare liye apna jaan bhi de sakti hun....****
tumhare mere beech kabhi kuch tha hi nai....
bachaao...koi inn darindo se bachao..
"Bhagwan key liye mujhe chor do"
Typical hindi film doc- "inhe ab dawa ki nahi dua ki jarrorat hai"
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check out this scene...comic & emotional...
Heroine: Mein tumhaare bachche ki maa banane waalee hun!
Hero: Kya!?
Hero's Mother/Father: Yeh lo pachchaas hazaar rupaih aur mere bete ko bhool jao.
Heroine's Father/Mother: Kullachchini, maine tujhe issi liye paal-pos ke badaa kiya thaa ke tu mujhe yeh din dekhaaye?!
Mom: Kalmoohi! Maine tujhe issi din dekhne ne liye paidaa kiya thaa!Ke tu mere peeth peechey gulcharrey udhatee phirre!?
Girl: Ma! Main usse se pyaar kartee hun!
Boy: Hum ek doosrey ko jee-jaan se chahatey hain...!
Dad: Teri itni himmat! Meri beti par dorey daalta hai! Teri haesiyat he kya hai?
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jara inki bhi sun lo......read out..
Kuttay, Kameenay mai tumhe jaan se maar doonga
Mai tumhara ehasaan zindagi bhar nahin bhuloonga
itnay paisay tum kahan se laaye?
Main tumharay bina mar jaa-oongi.
Bacchhhaaaaaooooo.....
Yeh anyay hai bhagwan Bataoo,
heeray kahan hai.
Tum may-re liye mar chuke ho.
Police meeray peechay lagi hui hai.
Ghar mein do javaan betiyan hain lo...
muh meetha kar lo mein yeh shaadi nahin hone doongi
aaj pinky ka janam din hai yeh aap kya kah rahen hai, bhai sahib Bhaiya !!!!!!!!!!
Ma, tum kitni achchi ho
Aaj mein bahut khush hoon (usually to be followed by a tragic turn of events) arre isse to tez bukhar hai
Nikal jaa mere ghar say...
Hatoe naa, log kiya kahengay
khabardaar joe mujhay haat bhee lagaya
tumne apni ma ka dudh piya hai to saamne aa
jug jug jiyo beti/beta gurkha,
ise dhakke maarke bahar nikal do.
Maine tumhe paal pos kar bada kiya..
Ab tumari maa hamare kabze main hai
Police ko tum jaise naujawanon par naaz hai
Driver, gaadi roko
Tum jaise gandi naali ke keede....
Ek baar mujhe maa keh kar pukaro beta"
aur ye bechari begunnah hai. That's all, your honor tazeerat-e-hind , dafa 302 ke tahat, mulzim ko maut ki saza sunai jaati hai.
Mulzim ko Baa izzat bari kiya jata hai
Ab hum kisi ko muh dikhane ke layak nahin rahe (hero/heroine opening their eyes on a hospital bed)
Main kahan hun?
Kya isi din ke liye tujhe paida kiya tha?
"Maa main first class first pass ho gaya hu" followed by the jug jug jiyo beta
"Yeh sauda thumhe bahut mehenga padega" ?? Bhagwan, maine aaj tak tumse kuch nahin manga, aaj pahli baar kuch maang........
KANOON KE HAATH BAHUT LUMBE HOTE HAIN
Aey jee! Aap bade woh haiN!
Kash tumhari maa aaj zinda hoti
bhagwan ke liye...meri godh matt ujado
